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Diligent Technical Lead with 9 years of experience in software development. Successfully lead project management teams to build technological products. Exposed to software development life cycle including requirement analysis, program design, development and unit testing and application maintenance. Has worked on Java, PHP, PL/SQL, Oracle forms and Reports, Oracle, Bootstrap, structs, jQuery, Ajax, java script, CSS, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Word, C++, and Microsoft Office.